in a moment of delusion i decided to host a friendsgiving at my place this weekend, and i can already feel myself morphing into alison hendrix at her potluck in season 1
Someone please shake this man’s hand

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

Its true as an adult you have to do everything tired

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it
atheist morrissey: Science Knows I'm Miserable Now
not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

“Over My Head” (Cable Car) by The Fray

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable













